🎉 365 Silly National Days
The eBook You Didn’t Know You Needed (Because, Honestly, No One Needs It – But You’ll Love It Anyway)
Ever wished there was a National Day for Left-Handed Toast?
Or a reason to celebrate “International Give a Biscuit to a Stranger Day”?
Well, buckle up buttercup – because this gloriously pointless eBook is bursting at the seams with 365 completely made-up holidays…
…each one sillier than the last and every single day armed with a laugh punchline.
🥳 WHAT'S INSIDE?
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365 Made-Up National Days
Yes. Every. Single. Day. From “National Dance Like Your Dad Day” to “World Forget What You Walked In For Day” – we’ve got ‘em all.
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Comedic Gold Under Every National Day
Each day comes with a joke so daft, your eyebrows will raise themselves.
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Zero Educational Value
Unless you count learning how far the human brain will go for a laugh. (Spoiler: it’s quite far.)
😂 EXAMPLES? GLAD YOU ASKED.
National Sock Freedom Day
“Let your socks roam free today. Preferably not in the same room as guests.”
Hug a Postbox Day
“It’s red, it’s sturdy, and it won’t ghost you.”
International Overreact to Mild Inconvenience Day
“The WiFi dropped for 8 seconds. I shall now weep like a Victorian widow.”
📚 WHY BUY THIS?
Because the world is already too serious.
Because normal National Days are boring.
Because your mate Geoff needs cheering up.
Because someone somewhere is probably already celebrating National Buy This eBook Day and you don’t want to miss it.
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
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Radio hosts who want something daft to read every day (yes that might be you)
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People who think the actual National Days aren’t quite weird enough
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Anyone with a loo and time to kill
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Gifting to your funniest mate or your grumpiest uncle
